Friday, November 5, 2010

Happy Birthday, Dee Dee!

Today is my parni's birthday (here looking young as fuck and smacking on birthday 2006 salmon in Mar del Plata)! We are celebrating with a party/backyard show with Dine's favorite Skate Night tomorrow at 9pm @ Blythe's on 8hundo Poland Ave. See ya there!


*quarter card by Stella

Sunday, October 31, 2010

THIS IS HALLOWEEN

Happy Halloween from the most halloweenie place on earth! It sure beats this place!






It was super exciting and satisfying to spend my first Second Favorite Holiday in the Crescent City. I dressed as an elephant tamer on Friday night to celebrate at the Skull Club then at Mimi's. Beloved Pete's bffff and I had a cosmic run-in from across the bar after so many missed connections, though I may have mortally offended his 3l girlfriend by cracking JD jokes. FTR: was laughing "with" not "at"! I'm relieved that local vocabulary has yet to be poisoned with the inclusion of the term meangirl. Fewer people - including the lot of esquires in training - wore costumes than expected. Fortunately for everyone in sight, our gang was out in full pageantry.

The following day I was the vuvelezist in an eight-piece mariachi band for the holiday marathon. We kicked off Saturday with a filigree-sewing/dranks party at Diné's house, posed for beaucoups photos at the parade on Decatur, took over a beautiful garden home in the Quarter, and caught the homecoming performance of HFRR at Always Lounge. Masha and Emily were in town and Stella finally moved back so there were extra juicy characters to reckon with. The night ended at the street party on Frenchmen that was still roaring when I left for the second time at 4am. I've never seen so many Snookis/sexy bumble bees/wonder women/Brees fangirls dancing on the roofs of parked cars in my life. Guess I'll have to wait until Mardi Gras?

I was planning on debuting Bernhard's sequin mermaid tube skirt today but we spent the afternoon picnicking on the Mississippi (at the Fly!). By dusk it was time for me to head home to hit zee books for tomorrow's Physiology exam. Sigh.

The task for All Saint's Day is to collect the various articles of costume on loan to friends across the city. I easily outfitted at least five homies with items from the Ruby Fuerza Archives (the fruit hat was stoked to finally get some action). A lifetime of costume hoarding finally gives back to the community!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

New Orleans, LA: Long Lost Rubez




Remember me??? Waah waaah slacking at rf.com on account of taking 8 classes, trying to hold down a part time job, applying to nursing schools, and working at being super popular. I have some vidz to post from the past two months since I've moved for posterity's sake: pickles! gators! red wood trees!

In the meantime, today was a great birthday considering I spent 80% of it in school/studying/stressing about my chemistry exam tomorrow. 25 was the best year ever (thus far - esp in comparison to the great Cuernavaca helote incident of '09)! For the record: I LOVE LIFE!

And you are the best.

Tomorrow: first effort at Louisiana glam camping for a party of 12. Good thing Diné has picked up the organizing slack where I have left off. Sigggh.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

SF Leftovers: Eskimo Frenz

Here are Melinda's pictures from the Low Tide/(Not) My Going Away Party. I hope she is my boyfriend in my next life as a fashion blogger. Can't beat 'em.

















Tuesday, August 24, 2010

SF Leftovers: Fangirl Sez Goodbye/Clown Hair at Its Worst


Here I am with my #1 DJ in all of SF at my last Debaser before Chris, Jamie, and I hugged it out on the empty dance floor of the Knockout. It was a magical moment but also embarrassing because my crushed velvet dress was completely soaked in my and other people's sweat. It made for a moist goodbye (ew).

PS: The shot was mysteriously removed from the photo set on facebook soon after publication. I have my theories!

SF Leftovers: Word Treasure

Here is the complete list of magnet words that Ana made for me (with input from Shrimp). Awww my Gu knows me so well. I treasure you!


Heart of literal gold

coney island mermaids

titty tassels

raccoon tail

tambourine

zambaleta

divine & sweet

best style everrrr

pachamamacita

dtf and dtb

ambivalent about ‘the country’

shrimp cocktails

coupons as pooper scoopers

natural born gu

likes it slow + syruppy

does funner stuff than i do on the weekends

negotiating contracts

heart sweater

burning man H8r

zzk v zzz

a little bit of everything good

Rogerian empathy and listening skillz

doula

the most special

loved loved

left handed ruby racoon

sweater stealing

Lulia

fan girl

going into nature

sparkles like a ruby

revolution

organizing

red emma

Kram

hot bod

Disney face

shameful about Spanish at Bajofondo

homie

evil

vidz

teenage dirtbag

cuidado ratones

would be a better gu than me

tambo

debaser fangirl # 1

post-food v. feeding frenzy

bongo diners

sitar

finger bangin' mix

would rather dye

tender

abusurd magnetism

not narci

curious patience

buried shadow

supportive

loyal

talks super fast

we are lucky

caffeine averse

40s

abundance of love

generosity

seksi aura

we’ve never had a sleep over

all heartz all the time

doesn't fuck around

badass

feminista

haggard

count on ruby

come back to cali soon

bound 4 succe$$

major babe

sendspace

h8s cabs likes walking better

que se yo

unforgettable

“it’s in the mailbox”

Tish girl makes best vidz

has lots of bros around

some went to cornell lots didn’t

not haggard

24th St.

Dirty Thieves

Hubba Hubba

U da best

friend

flare

freaks

sparkle

soul mate

adventure

comrade

!

rice and beans

chola + goth + pin up

authentic kindness

enigma

dreamgirl



Saturday, August 14, 2010

New Orleans, LA: Trying to Forget the Alamo