Today is my parni's birthday (here looking young as fuck and smacking on birthday 2006 salmon in Mar del Plata)! We are celebrating with a party/backyard show with Dine's favorite Skate Night tomorrow at 9pm @ Blythe's on 8hundo Poland Ave. See ya there!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Happy Birthday, Dee Dee!
Sunday, October 31, 2010
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
Happy Halloween from the most halloweenie place on earth! It sure beats this place!


It was super exciting and satisfying to spend my first Second Favorite Holiday in the Crescent City. I dressed as an elephant tamer on Friday night to celebrate at the Skull Club then at Mimi's. Beloved Pete's bffff and I had a cosmic run-in from across the bar after so many missed connections, though I may have mortally offended his 3l girlfriend by cracking JD jokes. FTR: was laughing "with" not "at"! I'm relieved that local vocabulary has yet to be poisoned with the inclusion of the term meangirl. Fewer people - including the lot of esquires in training - wore costumes than expected. Fortunately for everyone in sight, our gang was out in full pageantry.
The following day I was the vuvelezist in an eight-piece mariachi band for the holiday marathon. We kicked off Saturday with a filigree-sewing/dranks party at Diné's house, posed for beaucoups photos at the parade on Decatur, took over a beautiful garden home in the Quarter, and caught the homecoming performance of HFRR at Always Lounge. Masha and Emily were in town and Stella finally moved back so there were extra juicy characters to reckon with. The night ended at the street party on Frenchmen that was still roaring when I left for the second time at 4am. I've never seen so many Snookis/sexy bumble bees/wonder women/Brees fangirls dancing on the roofs of parked cars in my life. Guess I'll have to wait until Mardi Gras?
I was planning on debuting Bernhard's sequin mermaid tube skirt today but we spent the afternoon picnicking on the Mississippi (at the Fly!). By dusk it was time for me to head home to hit zee books for tomorrow's Physiology exam. Sigh.
The task for All Saint's Day is to collect the various articles of costume on loan to friends across the city. I easily outfitted at least five homies with items from the Ruby Fuerza Archives (the fruit hat was stoked to finally get some action). A lifetime of costume hoarding finally gives back to the community!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
New Orleans, LA: Long Lost Rubez



Remember me??? Waah waaah slacking at rf.com on account of taking 8 classes, trying to hold down a part time job, applying to nursing schools, and working at being super popular. I have some vidz to post from the past two months since I've moved for posterity's sake: pickles! gators! red wood trees!
In the meantime, today was a great birthday considering I spent 80% of it in school/studying/stressing about my chemistry exam tomorrow. 25 was the best year ever (thus far - esp in comparison to the great Cuernavaca helote incident of '09)! For the record: I LOVE LIFE!
And you are the best.
Tomorrow: first effort at Louisiana glam camping for a party of 12. Good thing Diné has picked up the organizing slack where I have left off. Sigggh.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
SF Leftovers: Eskimo Frenz
Here are Melinda's pictures from the Low Tide/(Not) My Going Away Party. I hope she is my boyfriend in my next life as a fashion blogger. Can't beat 'em.
















Tuesday, August 24, 2010
SF Leftovers: Fangirl Sez Goodbye/Clown Hair at Its Worst

Here I am with my #1 DJ in all of SF at my last Debaser before Chris, Jamie, and I hugged it out on the empty dance floor of the Knockout. It was a magical moment but also embarrassing because my crushed velvet dress was completely soaked in my and other people's sweat. It made for a moist goodbye (ew).
PS: The shot was mysteriously removed from the photo set on facebook soon after publication. I have my theories!
SF Leftovers: Word Treasure
Heart of literal gold
coney island mermaids
titty tassels
raccoon tail
tambourine
zambaleta
divine & sweet
best style everrrr
pachamamacita
dtf and dtb
ambivalent about ‘the country’
shrimp cocktails
coupons as pooper scoopers
natural born gu
likes it slow + syruppy
does funner stuff than i do on the weekends
negotiating contracts
heart sweater
burning man H8r
zzk v zzz
a little bit of everything good
Rogerian empathy and listening skillz
doula
the most special
loved loved
left handed ruby racoon
sweater stealing
Lulia
fan girl
going into nature
sparkles like a ruby
revolution
organizing
red emma
Kram
hot bod
Disney face
shameful about Spanish at Bajofondo
homie
evil
vidz
teenage dirtbag
cuidado ratones
would be a better gu than me
tambo
debaser fangirl # 1
post-food v. feeding frenzy
bongo diners
sitar
finger bangin' mix
would rather dye
tender
abusurd magnetism
not narci
curious patience
buried shadow
supportive
loyal
talks super fast
we are lucky
caffeine averse
40s
abundance of love
generosity
seksi aura
we’ve never had a sleep over
all heartz all the time
doesn't fuck around
badass
feminista
haggard
count on ruby
come back to cali soon
bound 4 succe$$
major babe
sendspace
h8s cabs likes walking better
que se yo
unforgettable
“it’s in the mailbox”
Tish girl makes best vidz
has lots of bros around
some went to cornell lots didn’t
not haggard
24th St.
Dirty Thieves
Hubba Hubba
U da best
friend
flare
freaks
sparkle
soul mate
adventure
comrade
!
rice and beans
chola + goth + pin up
authentic kindness
enigma
dreamgirl
