ruby fuerza: me first and the shimmy shimmies: Empty Nest

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Empty Nest

Last night I took the last member of the Midnight Society to the airport. It was a sad moment followed by many sad moments that came with the realization that the most fun people in the world are no longer coupled with the most fun city in the world. It's lonely with out the frens.

We had an amazing weekend. We painted the town red. We maxed our physical capacity to ingest so many substances over such a short period of time. I lost my ATM card, my computer screen is smashed, and I have neither seratonin nor money to get through the week. I can't wait for our next adventure.

Pictures to follow upon Katie's return from Napa.

3 comments:

Shrimp said...: i have some jems. coming soon, may 16th.; May 13, 2008 at 11:00 PM
Shrimp said...: eh hem. I mean Gems* --> NOT a militant Islamic group active in Kashmir (Jem); May 13, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Ruby Fuerza AKA Lucille Brawl said...: Q: jems???

A: "halalalalala."; May 14, 2008 at 1:35 AM

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PERFORMER BIO

The combustible Ruby Fuerza exploded out of the Bay Area burlesque scene in January of 2008 and has been regaling a diverse audience of punks, prisoners, and perverts with her sizzling – and silly - performances. Part Gilda Radner, part Emma Goldman, this brunette bombshell thrives on sexy satire and lustful hilarity with a politically conscious twist. As a dancer and choreographer, Miss Fuerza stokes her creative fires with fabulously original numbers that include colorful costumes, bizarre props, and irreverent comedy.

Miss Fuerza, AKA Lucille Brawl, was bred and raised in Morningside Heights in the heart of the exotic Isle of Manhattan. Born into the New York City mayhem of 1984, Ruby already had a flair for rebellion and glitter. She skipped school, shoplifted sunglasses and silk kimonos, read Das Kapital, and danced Violeta Parra protest songs in Spanish Harlem. She once got arrested for sneaking into a Lou Reed concert as an old man in a wheelchair. Throughout high school, she was a true fire-starter, protesting wars, sweatshops, and corporate greed. She organized youth brigades for anti-globalization demonstrations, coining guerilla chic in dark glasses and a face bandana.

At 18, she left the Big Apple to lead a dull, unsatisfying life at an Ivy League university she doesn’t like to talk about. She finished her degree in three years, and got the hell out of academia forever by 2006. She packed up her vintage sundresses, curling irons, and work boots, and headed south. With style and grace she worked alongside cafeteleros in Zapatistaland, Mexico. She marched with picketing telephone workers in Buenos Aires. She harvested yucca in solidarity with Cubanos in Havana. She waited around at a lot of airports (but never without lipstick).

After these travels, she landed a job as a union organizer in San Francisco and finally took her passion for theatrics and stage make-up to the big Bay stages, enrolling in Bombshell Betty’s School of Burlesque the day after she moved to San Francisco. In 2008, she began performing with the Burlesqueteer Troup and has been moving crowds to ribald ecstasy ever since. She has performed at Stage Werx Theater, Benders, Annie’s Social Club, and the Uptown Club in Oakland. She is world-renowned for her parodies of Carmen Miranda. Her Frida Kahlo act subtly engages in the politics of immigration. Her Bearded Lady act asks the audience to question its notion of gender. In her most recent performance, “Caketease,” she devised a homemade 4-foot cake for a steamy homage to cake strippers, diabetics, and anyone with a sweet tooth for Jerry Lee Lewis.

ruby fuerza: me first and the shimmy shimmies

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Empty Nest

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INTRODUCTION

LOVE LETTERS//HATE MAIL

DON'T DREAM IT//BE IT

LOS ARCHIVOS

LOVERS

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PERFORMER BIO

WORLD'S SMALLEST BURLESQUE CALENDAR